Friday, April 1, 2011

10 Things we don't want to see on any social networking sites.

10. Pouts-
I detest them. You need not pout just because someone is taking your picture, please leave your mouth just to smile. Okay, even if you like doing it so much, don't force a non pouter to pout ; if that person is standing to take a picture with you. That person ends up looking hideous and permanently ugly in your pout group.
I had to go through this once and I ended up looking like the second person in this picture. Funny thing was, this stranger guy standing with us did it too. Only making him look like a douche bag.! I don't think he knew.
Don't put crazy number of your pictures with same pout. DULL AND UGLY.



9. Scenery picture-
We know you just got a new camera with infinite features in it and you are developing your inside talent of taking excellent photos. Everyone can do that. You just have to freeze natural beauty in your camera . Now that you do it so much, please don't upload 10 million pictures of the same from different angles. Please don't. After 5 pictures we are snoring our heads off. Zzzz.





8. Drunk status updates-
It's sad that you are hurt, it's sadder that your girlfriend left you, even more sad that your mother took your prized possession of the original cricket ball you have since you were throwing it at your cat. Please don't update it as your status message. It's dull! ( Wait.! Do I do that?)




7. Pictures of yourself in front of mirror.
Doing that is really lame. If you are doing it, please stop. Pay your friend to take your photo. Again we don't want to see billion pictures of you in every possible angle.





6. Tagging other friends on cute puppies.
Stop doing it this instant. It's really annoying. Sweet, cute puppies have many other purpose on this planet than being taken pictures of and then getting tagged with your friends names on social sites. (my adorable friend would completely agree to this)




5. The booger digger-
Gross.! I know, much more gross when someone does it in public. So just because you may think it's funny that your friend is doing you know what, you must not take a picture of it and post it on any social sites!
A humble request. It grosses everyone. >.<




4. Booby Picture-
Big noo! Everyone is different. Some are tall, some are short, some are big, some are small. Don't post it on your profile. You may have not thought of it, but it can be very creepy.





3. Too many piercing-
Pictures with too many piercing on oneself can also be very creepy as well. One is still acceptable, but poking yourself with needle everywhere would automatically ostracize you from others. Even if you have so many of them don't post it on the site. Leave it for surprise until some comes to meet you personally. Then scare them away. :-D




2. Woo girls-
Like Barney Stinson says there are many types of girls and there are woo girls. Saying Wooooo loudly and taking a picture and posting it on network is an instant rejection from others. It's more like telling everyone that you have a great social life and you are a WOO GIRL!




1. Honeymoon picture-
I don't even wish to put any cartoon pictures. Just don't let us know where all did you go and what all did you do. I am sure we all don't want know.

Peace out.
-Iyer Sneha

3 comments:

  1. It was Ok, just some general views!

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  2. how can the booby pics be tall..? :O
    i have never imagined anything like that

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  3. Anonymous writer@ I don't understand your statement.

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